Coldest Inaugural Day in 40 years. New senator from Florida! Official photographs of Donald Trump and JD Vance released. REMINDER: Joe Biden promised to cure cancer. Joe Biden’s final White House tour. Kamala Harris says goodbye but vows to return. PatHead Rowdy Introvert created an AWESOME song for the show! Toilet paper made out of recycled diapers. ‘Brad Pitt’ conned a woman out of $850,000. Donald Trump appoints ‘ambassadors’ to Hollywood. Pat is tired of tipping EVERYWHERE. Israel/Hamas deal is back on! Congratulations to Grandpa Jeffy!

00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED

04:47 Who is Ashleigh Moody?

12:04 New Official Portraits of Trump & Vance

13:44 Joe Biden is Lost Again

15:19 Did Biden Cure Cancer?

18:05 Biden Asking for Milkshakes

22:03 Kamala Harris Uplifts People?

23:22 Kamala Harris Will be Back?!

25:18 A New Song from Rowdy Introvert

32:17 Fat Five

49:14 New Hollywood Ambassadors

55:44 SpaceX Success & Failure

1:03:19 Fake Moon Landing???

1:06:55 Lowering Work Week Hours

1:12:16 Tipping in America

1:22:11 Hamas & Israel Ceasefire Deal

1:30:36 J6 Pardons on Monday?

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